/

lyrics

First I drink a cognac then a twenty year malt
Got to get ready for this evening's assault
Half a pint of Stella and a packet of crisps
I'm gonna show the world what an animal is
Yes please love, I'll have half a pint of cider
There's two sides to me, I'm like Jekyll and Hyde
Got to get off now lads, I'm expecting trouble
Got to get stuck in to my crossword puzzle

I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle
I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle

I get home late, it's way past five
My missus is waiting for me to arrive
She has my special pen and my dressing gown
All I can think about is seven down
We met last night, my most recent foe
I won't let it get away, I won't let it go
I'm not going to fail, I won't let it win
I'm going to fill this crossword in

I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle
I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle
I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle
I don't like to dance and I don't like to fight
But what else can you do on a Saturday night
While my mates are all out looking for a scuffle
I'm sat here in my shed with a crossword puzzle

credits

from Oh I Don't Know, Just Horse Stuff, I Guess, released August 31, 2019

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

PETROL HOERS image

PETROL HOERS York, UK

DIGITAL HORSECORE

contact / help

Contact PETROL HOERS

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

PETROL HOERS recommends:

If you like PETROL HOERS, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Seafood Sam joins the show to discuss his newest album, " Standing On Giant Shoulders".
listen now