Skate Fast Gain Mass

from Oh I Don't Know, Just Horse Stuff, I Guess by PETROL HOERS

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I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym

Doing some squats
Doing some squats
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans

It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
Because I wanna be a horse with steely buns
I wanna be a horse with steely buns
I wanna be a horse with steely buns
Yes I wanna be a horse with steely buns

Doing some squats
Doing some squats
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans
Do some squats you puny humans

The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day

Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
Puny humans
Do some squats
Puny humans
Do some squats
You puny humans
Do some squats
You puny humans

I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
The only cure is squats for days
The only cure is squats for days
The only cure is squats for days
The only cure is squats for days

Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
Do some squats
You puny humans
Do some squats
You puny humans
Do some squats
You puny humans
Do some squats
You puny humans

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from Oh I Don't Know, Just Horse Stuff, I Guess, released August 31, 2019

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