My burdens are great
I have no way to carry their terrible weight
I have made a mistake
My hooves are full and they're starting to ache
The solution is clear
I need to explore a new fashion frontier
A bag for my rear
In which I can carry all of my gear
Now we discuss the only flaw
Of one object with two names
Neither of them are descriptive enough
And both kind of fill me with shame
Is it a bumbag
Bumbag
Bumbag
Or fanny pack
Fanny pack
Recognise the need to accessorise
Practicality isn't compromised
Pockets with zips what's to hate
Clips on a strap for your waist
Don't listen to the haters
The bagless losers, the pocketless fakers
They're jealous that they're not equipped
With a cool looking bag on their hips
The duality of bag
Is what I must now confront
One name for when you wear it at the back
The other when it's at the front
Is it a bumbag
Bumbag
Bumbag
Or fanny pack
Fanny pack
Is it a bumbag
Bumbag
Bumbag
Or fanny pack
Fanny pack
Is it a bumbag
Bumbag
Bumbag
Or fanny pack
Fanny pack
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